Interests:lets see.... anime, bash'em ups, martial arts, smimming if i get the chance, bf2, swords, gadgets an Expertise:i'll let u's decide Occupation:Student Industry:Entertainment
back to reality, I'll probably come back to this blog even less than I already do (if that's even possible) coz I have moved to freakychinaman.wordpress.com where I plan to write down more thought out and matters that aren't limited to people that know me or have no life. The main topics are currently martial arts, philosophy and some current affairs, and possibly some random stuff that I think the world needs.
random quotes I've scooped up in the sea of wasted net space created by morons:
"....nothin to write because no1 is reading this....if juz more people would come and visit my site, i would consider to update more often...but o well"
so why exactly are you typing up this shit?.....
"Friday, November 03, 2006
dunno wt to sayy><" ...tired...
1:21 AM - "
sadly I get people saying this to me all the time, and I always fail to see what the dilemma is. It's almost half past one in the morning, you obviously have absolutely nothing to do to just type up 2 words, 3 groups of individual letters without spacing and an abuse of punctuation. Here's an idea: SLEEP! and if you have nothing to say: DON'T!
"OMG...so dead....I GOT MIXED UP C_SS_NDR_!! (x_X) whoopsss nooooo I thought u lyked sum1 else.... my gawd...ne ways....gave J_li_ her VAGINAL OINTMENT ^_~ hahhaa ca_h_rin_ totally took a pic of it ... but I forgot to do the peace sign!! :P oh well there's always next time ... onli 2 days of CLASSES and then exams...then its SUMMER!!! omg....sooo sooo freaked out...ooo and J_SS_C_ CH_W IS A COMPLETE BUM!!!! -.- PFT.....u suk........oooo and Sh_nn_n and P_is has violated Drea's locker with their *cough* LUVing act towards each other ewwwww....(x_X) i gotta stop OMG...I WALKED INTO A THE PAYFONE TODAY!!!!!!! :P omg....seee i can't talk when I walk....this is SAD SAD SAD!!! :( "
This gave me the image of someone on a sugar high talking to her friend while the friend just stares blankly back at her thinking they could cut the crap and put on some vaginal ointment..... another painful feature about this entry is WHITE background with WHITE font, another annoying technique used by the idiot population used broadly from blogs, forum threads and web chat, which is 10 times as annoying. This also goes for people that use extremely light colours like bright yellow and pink, it's hard enough to comprehend your poor excuse for a language and typing out every action you make *puts up his finger*
"Saturday, November 11, 2006 interms = shiet. 1:16 AM - 10 eprops - 5 comments - email it
Monday, February 26, 2007 *pokee* 1:55 AM - 8 eprops - 5 comments - email it"
concise and meaningless and full of SHIET! now please leave the poking back at facebook..... ....what makes it even sadder is people actually made comments to that...
"Quote: "I always believe besides skill, you need to train just as much if not more, on your body and raw strength and speed, which is what determines victory in battle in the end."
"martial arts is dying, especially in western society, the demand has dropped to the point of nothing more than a hobby and contaminations from wannabes claiming to be masters but have never had a fight in their lives. "
*has hollow Ichigo's expression* Theres a thunderstorm outside with heavy rain at this moment...which is the BEST kind of atmosphere for intense training...*chaotic laughter* later. Posted 9/5/2007 9:07 AM by a_dreaded_soulreaper - delete - block user - fix language - reply"
this is a comment to my blog a while ago for one of my martial arts entries, but I still can't really place my finger on what he's trying to say to me... he has a quote that has no reference making it pointless, a quote from that same entry (still not referencing..) then something about it raining outside with more stupid lines of the idiotic things he's doing.....
ok, I've had enough of this. For the people that think I'm sad for surfing around xanga for this, I'm telling you I only got redirected once from my subscriptions to get this and I didn't even have to search for the entries, and the only reason I needed redirecting is because this way I don't offend anyone I know, even if they are overflowing with 'shiet' that no1 reads... but o well *shrugs*
The exquisite art of camera-angle-do first came about after a great man from America called Parkinsons watched a Chinese action movie with everyone flipping around and pawning each other with kung fu. Parkinsons fell in love with kung fu and decided to bring this art form back to his homeland, but due to a lack of experienced practitioners to help him, he had to start from scratch, so he got together with the fittest looking men he could find in his performing arts class and started his own school and filmed it for historical records.
take 1: Parkinsons first thought of teaching his friends how to take down an attacker with 2 spinning somersault kicks, then an uppercut followed by an elbow to the neck, finished with a palm that launches the opponent 15 meters across the floor. Parkinsons soon realises that due to the earths different rotations at the different hemispheres, a phenomenon known to some as gravity existed, therefore the choreography was changed to a double punch to the face followed by a round house kick.
take 2: Parkinsons realised that the Chinese also had evolutionarily modified hip joints when he was in hospital after a fracture in his lower back and a torn hamstring after his roundhouse.
take 3: Parkinsons now needed to be placed behind the scene as cameraman, and the and choreography changed to a double punch with a left hook.
take 73: Mr. AtkR and Parkinson substitute are yet to fight at a level satisfactory to Parkinsons due to the lack of speed and power.
take 182: During the fight, Parkinsons suffered a spaz attack where he rocked around in his wheelchair violently and ultimately flipping around the sides and hurling the camera into Mr. AtkR.
after Parkinsons left the ICU and finished organising Mr. AtkR's funeral, he recovered the tape from the last shooting and saw his friends succeeding in amazing fleets improvement in their skill, leaping into the air carrying whole patches of earth with them, running across the fields as if they can teleport. This is When Parkinsons was enlightened to the true way of martial arts.
From then on camera angle fighting has been practiced widely in the west and has evolved to the point where the practitioner doesnt even need to move and can kill with just a jolt of the camera. Modern warfare has also combines computational visual technology and 2 masters can fight and finish a battle without either of them even being seen.
so next time you watch batman, charlie's angles or Braveheart, appreciate and respect the skill and experience and risks involved in such a deadly art.
the UQ market day for the st. lucia campus was on this wednesday. Problem with this year was that it was fore-casted that there was gona be rain that day so all the stands that were usually at the great court were moved indoors, and our karate stand moved intot he sports building... that was away from where everyone was and the road signs were the size of a cafe lunch menu with "uq sports stalls and demos" (or something of the like) printed on it... I found that us handing out fliers and telling them about it probably sent more ppl over there than the sign....
[handing out fliers: martial arts of the general public] I volunteered to helping out the karate club so I went around all day (like 3 and a half hours) handing out fliers. Besides the ppl that grab it with a big "HA!", the "er.... no~", and the ppl that grab it so you would go away from them, we did come across some ppl that were interested and helped me confirm there are some real martial arts wanabees in this world...
1. shotokan dick: "UQ Karate?" "hey, karate? yea, sure, I'm a 2nd dan black belt in shotokan" "......cool"... for this guy, less about what he said, just the way and total show-off way of saying it, by experience these ppl usually have 2 endings: gets his ass whooped in the trial lesson and never comes back/ goes to the first lesson, tries to be a smart ass, pisses everyone off and gets owned, then never comes back.... (that is, If he even turns up because he just wanted to show off in front of us noobs) I dont mind arrogance, as long as I cant prove him wrong....
2. Indian Kung Fu: "have you done any martial arts before?" "yea, I've done a few years of kung fu" "oh, what style" "oh, I did it in india" "........" his saying so hints 1 of 2 things: 1. he's a Caucasian chinese therefore uses kung fu indifferently from any martial arts (even if which he's still not answering my question); 2. he went to a McDojo that taught him how to dance around like a drunken monkey.
3. taichi chinaman: (the following interview has been translated from chinese and may differ from the original slightly) "you interested in joining our awesome karate club here at UQ?" "nah, karate is stupid, I wana do the real shit, like taichi" "I see...." "those guys are so extremely cool, it's like no matter how much force the guy that's hitting them throws, they can throw it right back at them" ok, might've exaggerated a lil' there... but anyway, as nice as the guy was, he was telling me about it as if it was some secret sayan pokemon move from shoalin soccer.... .... by the way im not paying out taichi, I think it's awesome and I wana do it to, this post is mainly about the dude
anyways, it's over and maybe I'll even see the three again some time.....
and with that said, I have now 2 days left of holidays... about time I guess, sort of getting sick of doing nothing now, might be more fun going back to uni and at least start doing gym again.... best wishes to everyone else that about to start school.... as well as to all the other ppl that already have :)
happy chinese new years to all and hopefully not a miserable valentine's day. I have suddenly returned just due to the fact that I can't think of anything better to do and my download limit is prohibiting me from accessing any anime or porn....
[celebrity porn?] while we've brought up the matter, I've recently recieved news about HK "artists" Edison , Gilian, Bobo [let's not name last names just in case I get sued] and various other girls of public interest, having their explicit photos circulated around the internet. I've had these passed on to me by pure chance *cough*, and I must say, if these are fake the guy(s) who made them should give themselves a pat on the back, most of them seem real enough to me, though I do wonder sometimes about whether Gil really has a body that hot.... anyways, not like I know.
But if these photos are real... so what? jack off and get over it you bitches! they're like how old now? just another case of ppl taking photos and videos of themselves having sex and are stupid enough to get caught (well in that sense all the blame really goes to edison, who the heck with bring in a computer with material like that in it to be checked. Lesson behind this story: buy a portable hard drive and maybe a screen to enjoy it once in a while, AKA get an iPod!)
[facebook] like many hippity hop youngies these days that have too much time on their hands but can't be stuffed going out meeting friends, I've been wasting my time on facebook and ditched my poor xanga. And like many who have joined the Facebook Union of Chinese Kelp Eating Rodents, I have spent seemingly endless nights scavenging the cyber world for prey and lure them to the damned, then raping their wall virginity with topics of insignificance and matters more easily discussed through MSN or even the lost art of talking....
but why? why do ppl like facebook? I just like it because I dont have to do anything, and doing something is just a click away, compared to coming to a blog, where I need to dedicated much time and effort to create something that needs a minimum of public interest. On facebook, you just poke, send a card, or invite them to join other pointless and stupid applications made for the soul purpose of annoying others. Another point that makes this site so worth while is the ability to find ppl through networks and your friends, allowing you to find many long lost friends and know how they are through photos and profiles.
facebook is a great representation of the relationships and bonds between ppl nowadays, to once in a while send them a poke that were probably generated at random just to get their notice; telling them about your party by telling ppl on 'events' and hope they notice it on their homepage; sending them a growing gift on valentine's day to show you care.... makes you wonder who really cares and who's just procrastinating on another boring night....
P.S. 20th of february, aka next Wednesday, is University of Queenslands market day at the St. Lucia campus and the UQ karate club will be doing demonstrations, I will be there from 10am-2pm helping out, I hope those that can come will coz it's lots of fun and makes a great day out with LOTS of freebies!!!
